Whenever I watch TMNT I always kinda wish they would fight legit criminals, like rapists and murderers and taking down crooks on Wall Street and shit like that. I always get sad when they’re like “Oh we’ve run out of bad guys to beat up”, I’m like shit you guys are in NYC. Just walk a block over, there’s a murder in progress.
Okay, yes this is meant to be a kids show, but think how awesome it would be. It could kind of be like that show Leverage, but with these motherfuckers instead. Oh, is that woman being harassed by a couple of guys in an alley? BOOYAKASHA! NOT ANYMORE ASSWIPES!! Is there a crazy psycho serial killer, or perhaps a couple of hoodlums who think they are super gangsta going around murdering people for shits and giggs? I BELIEVE EITHER RAPH’S FISTS OR LEO’S SWORDS WOULD BE GLAD TO MEET THEIR SKULLS ! Is this giant multi billion dollar bank sucking up every last cent of the lower middle class through defunct mortgages? DONNIE HAS A GODDAMN APP TO STOP THAT BULLSHIT!! Oh, shit would get so real so quick.